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Post by sirdrinksalot on Sept 12, 2016 14:33:33 GMT -5
So I have been talking to this chick for awhile now and been on a few dates. We have been getting more intamite and its been nice. She told me last night she is a vampire. I don't know what that means or if it's possible but now I'm worried. If she gives me a blow job and bites me, will I become a vampire too.
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Post by .,' on Nov 10, 2016 18:07:02 GMT -5
Relax, there's nothing to worry about. Physically, fangs are useless if they want to bite something in their mouth ( as a stick, here being your pleasure thing). Also, even you, human being, won't bite something going deep on your mouth (take the example of doctors watching on your mouth with that plate stick). If she would want to bite you, she might want to do it on your leg ( because there is a "tube" coming directly from your heart: so there is more blood running on your leg than you know what). So you must worry in the case she want to smell your leg. ( of course that tube comes near your skin only near your thing so there is a chance you don't see it happen).
What I can tell is that if she really want you as a partner, she won't need your blood.
Relax and enjoy completely.
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Post by Guy on Mar 7, 2017 13:32:56 GMT -5
Are you guys fucking stupid or just plain crazy
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Post by jana on May 1, 2018 4:16:07 GMT -5
sirdrinksalot if you want to find out if she likes you or not? Next time you two get all biblical. STOP! Look her in the left eye. Hold her gaze. Very calmly and seriously in a low voice say the following. "I... Really... Need... To... Have... Full... Disclosure... With... You. Relationships are built on trust and honest, wouldn't you agree? <let her respond> Well... You apparently trust me. So I feel like I should reciprocate. <wait for a response> <Then say the following as fast as you can and then go as fast as possible south and start mowing> I'm a SUCCUBUS!!!" If she freaks outs? Walk. If she acts like, whatever? Run! If she laughs? She likes you.
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Post by fractal on May 26, 2019 7:10:06 GMT -5
sirdrinksalot if you want to find out if she likes you or not? Next time you two get all biblical. STOP! Look her in the left eye. Hold her gaze. Very calmly and seriously in a low voice say the following. "I... Really... Need... To... Have... Full... Disclosure... With... You. Relationships are built on trust and honest, wouldn't you agree? <let her respond> Well... You apparently trust me. So I feel like I should reciprocate. <wait for a response> <Then say the following as fast as you can and then go as fast as possible south and start mowing> I'm a SUCCUBUS!!!" If she freaks outs? Walk. If she acts like, whatever? Run! If she laughs? She likes you. I think what jana means is find out if this blowjob is even going to happen, and if so ask her to not bite your weiner off. sex of any kind is built on a healthy relationship as jana is trying to say. Doing strange crazy crap like screaming "im a succubus" is just weird. im not to sure if half the time this occurs to people, but having an open conversation where direct questions are asked is very effective and really important in any relationship. btw I think its a bit selfish to be jumping the gun like that and just assuming shes going to suck you off. relationships are about the other person not about what you can gain from them. |
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